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Santa’s Cuming to Town Pretty Penis Lamp

Original price was: $80.00.Current price is: $56.00.

Watch out because here cums Santa Claus!

Know someone who loves Christmas? This time mommy was doing more then kissing…lol… All of Santa’s Ho Ho Hoe’s, better grab this hot present before it’s finished!

This unique Limited Edition lamp stands 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip (not the 9” like others will claim), and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased blue LED lights and embedded blue swimmers, HO HO, and Santa glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

Sadly this NOT A TOY and is for display purposes only. Although it is sure to get conversations to take off, unfortunately it cant get you off.

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