Horny Crimes Lamp

$55.00

Wanna way to say you’re kinky?! Have someone who is a little too horny? Do they have a dungeon?! Or just wanna give it to your other on your special night to let them know its yours now? Well Horny Crimes Lamp is a great way to break the ice but using it will certainly break you.

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip (not the 9” like others will claim), and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased blue LED lights and embedded handcuffs glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

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Wanna way to say you’re kinky?! Have someone who is a little too horny? Do they have a dungeon?! Or just wanna give it to your other on your special night to let them know its yours now? Well Horny Crimes Lamp is a great way to break the ice but using it will certainly break you. Not to be used as toy!

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip (not the 9” like others will claim), and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased blue LED lights and embedded handcuffs glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

Sadly this NOT A TOY and is for display purposes only. Although it is sure to get conversations to take off, unfortunately it cant get you off.

Disclaimer: The Horny Crimes Lamp is intended for display/ornamental purposes only. It is not a “toy” and must not be used as one. Cynfull Arts is not liable for injuries incurred from the improper use of the Horny Crimes Lamp.

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