Fucking Dick Lamp

$55.00

For that big fucking dick in your life! Have a neighbour or an ex that you wanna let know how you feel? Or a best friend you want to burn? Let them be proud of the big fucking dick they are by proudly displaying this Pretty Penis Big Fucking Dick Lamp in their home! And for an extra $2 we can include a personal message (choose from one of the standard pre-written messages or write your own) to say how you feel.. (PS – If you want it for yourself, that is ok too. No judgement here!)

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased mutli-coloured lights and embedded middle finger (fuck you!) glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

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For that big fucking dick in your life! Have a neighbour or an ex that you wanna let know how you feel? Or a best friend you want to burn? Let them be proud of the big fucking dick they are by proudly displaying this Pretty Penis Big Fucking Dick Lamp in their home! And for an extra $2 we can include a personal message (choose from one of the standard pre-written messages or write your own) to say how you feel.. (PS – If you want it for yourself, that is ok too. No judgement here!)

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased mutli-coloured lights and embedded middle finger (fuck you!) glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

Sadly this NOT A TOY and is for display purposes only. Although it is sure to get conversations to take off, unfortunately it cant get you off.

Disclaimer: The Fucking Dick Lamp is intended for display/ornamental purposes only. It is not a “toy” and must not be used as one. Cynfull Arts is not liable for injuries incurred from the improper use of the Fucking Dick Lamp.

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