Dopey Dick Lamp

$55.00

We all know someone who we think is a dopey dick. Someone that just likes their Mary Jane a little too much. Or just confess your own love for Mary Jane with this conversation piece in your home!

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip (not the 9” like others will claim), and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased mutli-coloured LED lights and embedded leaf glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

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We all know someone who we think is a dopey dick. Someone that just likes their Mary Jane a little too much. Or just confess your own love for Mary Jane with this conversation piece in your home!

Each lamp is unique, standing 6” tall from base (3″ x 2″) to tip (not the 9” like others will claim), and sports a 4-1/2″ circumference shaft. It is made from molded resin, with encased mutli-coloured LED lights and embedded leaf glitter. Lights are operated by attached switch. Requires 1 CR2032 LITHIUM 3V button battery (included).

Sadly this NOT A TOY and is for display purposes only. Although it is sure to get conversations to take off, unfortunately it cant get you off.

Disclaimer: The Dopey Dick Lamp is intended for display/ornamental purposes only. It is not a “toy” and must not be used as one. Cynfull Arts is not liable for injuries incurred from the improper use of the Dopey Dick Lamp.

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